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1. If you want to use a clever nickname like "Stupid in Seattle" or "Dumped Again", make it up yourself. I'm not your momma. And if you're dumb enough to use your real name to sign your message, I'll post it here. I'm not about protecting anybody.

2. Don't email me telling me you don't like the advice I gave you or someone else. This ain't a democracy. If you don't like my advice, shag off and go ask Dear Abby.

3. If I think you're making the whole thing up, I won't use your question. This isn't the Springer show.

4. New entries will be posted every Tuesday and Thursday - if I feel like it.


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Hey, love's a bitch. Sometimes, so is love advice.
Tuesday, August 12, 2003 She only sings when she's on top Q: Dear Myrtle, My wife is only satisfied when she is on top. Any suggestions? Signed, Wondering A: Dear Wondering, Just one: get used to the view of your ceiling. Myrtle # ranted by Mad Myrtle : 4:16 PM	Rules 1. If you want to use a clever nickname like "Stupid in Seattle" or "Dumped Again", make it up yourself. I'm not your momma. And if you're dumb enough to use your real name to sign your message, I'll post it here. I'm not about protecting anybody. 2. Don't email me telling me you don't like the advice I gave you or someone else. This ain't a democracy. If you don't like my advice, shag off and go ask Dear Abby. 3. If I think you're making the whole thing up, I won't use your question. This isn't the Springer show. 4. New entries will be posted every Tuesday and Thursday - if I feel like it. Go ahead, ask Send your questions to askmadmyrtle@yahoo.com Archives 07/20/2003 - 07/27/2003 07/27/2003 - 08/03/2003 08/03/2003 - 08/10/2003 08/10/2003 - 08/17/2003 03/21/2004 - 03/28/2004

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